“Where is there a restroom around here?”

Before I became a guide I would go get a soda at a bar and use the restroom. But now my work takes me up-and-down Manhattan island and into Brooklyn.  Tour guides have to find toilets for groups of up to 55 people, the full capacity of a large coach bus. Here are many that other tour guides in the Guides Association of NYC have shown or told me about.  And a couple I’ve discovered myself.

Alphabetical order

Battery Park:  Standalone public restrooms on the North side of the park, across the street from the white cube- shaped building seen here:
https://youtu.be/PSFdrVnkrYs  More restrooms are found inside Castle Clinton, the old stone Fort.  Both sets close between 5 and 6 PM.  All the statue of liberty ferries have restrooms.

Castle Clinton

Brooklyn bridge: I was once seriously – seriously – asked, “are there any toilets on the bridge?” No, but there are toilets if you take the staircase down on the Brooklyn side to the hot dog stand. Tell Smiley, the hot dog man, “Tourguide Stan says hi.” Then turn right and go to the park you’ll see ahead of you. In the one building in the park, there are restrooms. I think they close at 5 PM.
If you start on the Brooklyn side, take the A train to High street, the 1st stop in Brooklyn. Then walk across to the park.  The staircase up onto the bridge walkway is just beyond the far left edge of the park.
If you’re crossing toward Manhattan and only have to go when you get to Manhattan, turn left. There’s a Starbucks at the corner of Park Row and Beekman street.
PRO TIP:  Make it an experience. Cross Beekman street and go into Temple Court in the Beekman Hotel.  Relax in a stuffed armchair at a little table and have some coffee. Look straight up to the 60′ skylight 9 stories above you!

Temple Court, Beekman Hotel

Central Park: the stairway restrooms by  Bethesda Fountain are closed in winter. Use the Hecksher playground near the 7th Avenue & 59th Street, or the ones about 30 yards or meters in from the Columbus Circle entrance that’s closest to the big silver globe across 8th Avenue. Cleaner, warmer restrooms are across the circle under the big curved building in the Whole Foods Market.

Bethesda fountain

Chinatown:  Columbus Park has two pairs of restrooms. The park closes at sundown.  There are I don’t know how many hundred restaurants in Chinatown, and each one has a restroom. If the waiter doesn’t speak English, try saying “chee saw.”  That’s my poor attempt at Cantonese, asking where the bathroom is.

Columbus Park restrooms

DUMBO: inside Empire Stores, first floor. It’s near the carousel.

Empire Stores in DUMBO

Financial District: 60 Wall Street is a POPS, a Privately Owned Public Space, with restrooms way in the back on the right side. Recently, in 2022, they have been locked. Maybe they’ll be open now?  They are supposed to be open.

Charging Bull

Fulton Center Subway station, where the green, red and blue trains come together, has lovely bathrooms but they are closed for the duration of covid. More than 180 MTA workers have died of covid, and now there is a shortage of workers, so there’s nobody to clean the restrooms. So they’re closed. Thanks, antivaxxers.

Grand Central: basement, west side, near Chirping Chicken sign.  Escalator back up to the first floor takes you almost straight to the souvenir store of the Subway system and MTA.

Grand Central

Greenwich Village: Again, many little places to eat and some very good restaurants as well. In Washington Square, there are public restrooms across the park from the big white arch.  I think they close at 6 or so.

Washington Arch

Midtown: Trump tower basement. Probably the nicest bathrooms in Midtown.  Trump tower is a ‘POPS’, or Privately Owned Public Space. Here’s an article about POPS that sometimes do and sometimes don’t have bathrooms: https://www.archdaily.com/988099/what-happens-when-public-spaces-are-without-public-restrooms#:~:text=When%20POPS%20are%20greater%20than,typically%20means%20an%20accompanying%20bathroom.

Inside Trump Tower

Rockefeller Center:  2 elevators inside glass bubbles are on the sidewalks of 49th and 50th street, flanking the skating rink. Go down the 50th Street elevator and look beyond a big empty room (in 2022) for restrooms. Women on the left, men on the right.  The status of that room may change over time, but the restrooms will be exactly where they are now. It’s really expensive to move plumbing around.

30 Rock

South Street Seaport, one-story building under the highway. Or any of the many bars and restaurants in the area.

SS Wavertree

Staten Island ferry terminal bathrooms are open all night long. You know this from the Edna Saint Vincent Millay poem:
We were very tired
We were very merry
We’d spent all night going
Back-and-forth on the ferry.
Incidentally, the ferries have restrooms, for when you go to Staten Island and back, 500 feet from Miss Liberty.

Times Square: Port Authority bus terminal near the elevators. The 3rd floor restrooms are cleaner than the 1st and 2nd, with shorter lines.

World Trade Center: under Tower 4. There are signs in the Oculus that send you through a long tunnel from the Oculus, then under tower 3, then under Tower 4. But if you’re near Tower 4 on the surface, you can save a lot of walking by just going downstairs.  The Episcopal chapel of Saint Paul also has three single restrooms, although you’ve got to go through a metal detector to use them.  But definitely look around the chapel. It is awesomely historic to Americans and in the September 11th story.

The Oculus

I hope this directory of tourist-friendly restroom advice helps you, when you visit NYC. Remember, I’m for hire by the hour – at least two hours a day – or by the day or week. Find me at tourguidestan@yahoo.com or go to http://www.isleofnewyorktours.com

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Favorite Rooftop Bars

The Knickerbocker Hotel rooftop (actually a setback) bar has a great Times Square view. 100 years ago the bartender’s name was Martini. Not gonna tell you what he invented.

View from Knickerbocker Hotel roof deck

For a quieter vibe, you might try the Library Hotel at 41st and Mad. Not great views, but it’s quiet and sunny.

1 Hotel in Brooklyn near Pier A has a FANTASTIC harbor view. Very impressive.

Great harbor views from 1 Hotel Brooklyn

However, when I last went up in 2020, it had been ‘discovered’ by the DUMBO set, who seemed to require very loud music. I hope that’s changed.

Personal Favorite: 50 Bowery. Music isn’t too loud. Largely young office-worker non-Asian people, though it’s in the heart of Chinatown. I like taking my Chinatown tour customers up, post-tour.

Friday at 6


Nearly a 360° view. That means perfect views of the Brooklyn and Manhattan bridges, as well as Midtown, the Financial District and both rivers. Great views of Canal Street (which is more interesting than you’d think). You can see DUMBO, much of the Lower East Side and Little Italy.

Get the RIGHT train, not the CLOSEST train

The other day a tourist who hadn’t hired a guide asked me a question that could have taken them miles out of their way: “Where’s the nearest subway?”

Brooklyn measures around 13 miles north-south by 13 miles east-west. That’s 169 square miles. And that’s just Brooklyn! Imagine if I had told them where the NEAREST subway was, without knowing what the RIGHT subway is!

NYC movie scenes in walking tours

Does this look familiar? Lyra Belaqua, played by Dakota Blue Richards, ran down this Manhattan block in the film The Golden Compass. The block of identical wooden houses is on my Washington Heights tour.

Same block in the movie!

This block is on my Brooklyn Bridge  & Brooklyn Heights tour. Why the studio decided to use the blue Brooklyn house as the Washington, DC home of Kay Graham, played by Meryl Streep as the former owner of The Washington Post in the film The Post, is beyond me.

Riffing off Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I call these posters ‘moviesign.’  Printed by the Mayor’s Office of Film and Television, they warn car owners to stay away on certain days so that movie or tv trucks can park there. It’s a great way to learn what movie or TV show is filmed where and when. This one was for the 4th season of the TV show Power, in 2017.  Watch my @tourguidestan Twitter for #moviesign mentions.

Movie directors love to use icons as backdrops.Washington Arch is a New York City icon. Consider every ‘famous city’ movie you’ve ever seen. Are some scenes within sight of a famous icon in that city? You bet.  Because moviegoers will remember their own experience in that spot. That’s a big selling point, so directors use the icons. Washington Square arch has been used for many films. Here is a link to a short YouTube video of mine. In 20 seconds it shows you the exact locations near the arch where scenes in four films were made: https://youtu.be/8BHhRgjVeeI

McSorley’s Old Ale House was used in an episode of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. It’s one of my favorite bars in town, for many reasons, one being
MCSORLEY’S DOESN’T BLAST LOUD MUSIC.
I take customers here when we ‘do’ the East Village, and at the end of Mrs Maisel’s Marvelous Greenwich Village. https://youtu.be/zJQtj48uKT4

At the poet’s walk, or the literary walk, in Central Park, film Scenes have been shot here since at least 1979, when Meryl Streep stood by the statue of Robert Burns and Dustin Hoffman took up the opposite spot by Walter Scott. Kramer vs. Kramer.

But that’s only the earliest Literary Walk film scene I can think of. How about some more?

Enchanted

Autumn In New York

Home Alone II: Lost In New York

Icons, baby. It’s all about the icons! And New York holds sooo many icons that it’s the perfect city to shoot in. That’s why as many as 400 movies and TV shows are shot in New York annually. Take some of my tours and stand exactly where the stars stood. Go to http://www.isleofnewyorktours.com or write the email address in this video: https://youtu.be/SKTNhcJRjwQ

We Will Keep Teaching About 9/11

In 2001, September 11 was considered the great tragedy of the modern world. And so it remained right up until 2020.
The 9/11 story has to remain a part of our curriculum, although it pales in comparison to the hundreds of thousands of deaths in the US, and the millions worldwide, this year.


There’s a significant difference. The deaths of Covid destroyed families and ways of life, but not physical things.  September 11 destroyed the neighbourhood around the twin towers. It engendered the invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq. The upscaling of the US military. Years of anti-Iraq propaganda which led to general anti-Muslim hysteria and bigotry.

American kids assume that the hero worship and veneration of the military that they’ve grown up with are normal. They actually are outgrowths of the buildup of popular military support in the run-up to a war that went on for years.

Towns and cities nationwide have had generations of statues and memorials for military heroes. It was not until 2020 that the heroism of healthcare workers has been recognized and applauded to at least the same degree. It’s time they, as well, are venerated with statues.

Just a few blocks away from the National September 11 Memorial is Fraunces Tavern. It was there that General Washington held a farewell dinner after the Revolution as the military was disbanded. America therefore has gone from a nation that got rid of its military after war, to one that keeps a strong military.

Kids need to have this historical context to make sense of their lives up until this point. And to go forward, soon taking their places as adults in United States culture, and changing the culture by voting at each election.

So yes, New York City tourguides will keep bringing middle- and high-school students to the memorial, and giving them all this necessary background.